Elin Nordegren can find a new golfing partner again, but we suspect she probably never cared much for golf in the first place.

Almost nine months after Tiger Wood's "car accident" (read: white on black/Asian violence) on Thanksgiving and years after Tiger's multi-mistresses juggling act, the Swedish MILF is taking back her maiden name (and possibly $750 millions, according to some sources).

Tiger better get out of his golfing slump soon. He'll need all the help he can get to snag another hottie like Elin.

Computers that is. Cameron Diaz is the most dangerous celebrity you could search for on the web, according to anti-virus maker, McAfee. They claim searching for her gives you a 10 percent chance of getting a site with malware.

See below for the top 10 most dangerous female celebrities:

1. Cameron Diaz
2. Julia Roberts
3. Jessica Biel
4. Gisele Bundchen
5. Adriana Lima
6. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Nicole Kidman
8. Heidi Klum and Penelope Cruz
10. Anna Paquin

Rooney Mara (yeah, we've never heard of her before today either) has been cast as Lisbeth Salander in the American re-mark of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Rooney will be playing opposite Daniel Craig in the movie. It'll be interesting to see how Rooney's performance compares to that of Noomi Rapace's performance.

Rooney's sister, Kate Mara, is also an actress (slightly better known).

A bunch of juggalos threw rocks and bottles at Tila Tequila early Saturday at "Gathering of the Juggalos" in rural Hardin County, Illinois.

For most of us that don't know what "juggalos" are, it is not a new term for chicks with big jugs. They are fans of the hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse. Many of them also wear clown makeups.

According to a witness, "stone rocks", beer bottles, and firecrackers started flying at Tila's direction as soon as she got on the stage. Tila stood tough though, she continued to perform even after she started bleeding. She even flashed her top and that didn't stop the juggalos.

It's never funny when a cute honey like Tila Tequila is attacked. But considering her name, we all assumed Tila hits the bottle pretty hard. This time, the bottles hit back.

Hooray! Lindsay Lohan is out of jail, after 14 long days.

The Mean Girls and Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen star is now headed for rehab at either UCLA Medical Center's Integrated Substance Abuse Program (ISAP) or its affiliated Matrix Institute on Addictions. Lindsay will have to spend her full 90-day sentence at rehab.

There is already rumors going on about Lindsay's next project. Reports have it that Dancing With the Stars wants her. Judge Carrie Ann Inaba (of Dancing With the Stars, not a real judge) said that Lindsay is her #1 choice and that she wants Lindsay so bad.

Lindsay better start practicing those dance steps in rehab.

Boys (and girls), start inserting Lindsay Lohan into your favorite prison lesbian fantasy. LiLo is scheduled to start her 90-day jail sentence later today in Los Angeles.

The talented actress (that's right, I said it) and parole violator's bad news doesn't end there. Rumor has it that her new former O.J. Simpson lawyer, Robert Shapiro, may be stepping down already.

Lindsay had stayed at Robert's sober-living house over the weekend. But apparently her behavior there wasn't to Mr. Shapiro's liking, so he may already be done with her before he even starts.

Miss Lohan's court appearance is scheduled for 8:30am. Last thing we saw LiLo tweeted was "eeeks!"